No user-serviceable parts outside.
Can a metametagod make a metagod who can’t make a god who can make a rock so heavy he can’t lift it?
No two raindrops are not alike.
Can I have my memories of watching Dollhouse removed to a tape?
If I had a nickel for every time I had a nickel
Git is enough rope.
The problem with Chomsky’s Minimalist Program isn’t that it’s physics envy; it’s that it’s string-theory envy.
The unfinished sentence is not worth
The antepenult is the bronze medalist of syllables.
Britney’s songs are the Spandex of music — useful for aerobics, but embarrassing to be seen with.
Put cellphones in model airplanes, to nest in cell towers disguised as trees.
The Classical Athenians were to space (entasis) as the Nine Old Men were to time (squash, stretch,…)
This sentence is almost true.
This sentence is almost false.
The smallest number not expressible in under ten words.
Smallest number not expressible in under nine words.
Smallest not expressible in under eight words.
Not expressible in under seven words.
Not in under six words.
In under five words.
Under four words.
Under three.
Two.
There’s two kinds of people. People who divide people into two kinds of people; people who don’t; and people who can’t count.
[Which am I?]
