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Dec
11th
Fri
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Album concept: Bob Dylan and Leonard Cohen sing each other’s songs.

Dec
9th
Wed
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There’s three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can’t.  (Cf. http://bit.ly/trinary-paradox.)

Aug
17th
Mon
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Hands are the remotes of brains.

Aug
3rd
Mon
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I eat my peas with honey,

I’ve done it all my life.

It makes the peas taste funny,

But what the hell.

Jul
18th
Sat
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Evolution psychology say: Love is means, not goal.

Jul
17th
Fri
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Smart people think it’s wrong to like someone because they’re beautiful, but not because they’re smart.  Smart people can make up or be convinced by arguments about why these cases aren’t the same.

Jul
7th
Tue
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Hodgmina (not)

John Hodgman’s daughter is in my daughter’s summer camp. Her name is not “Hodgmina”.

This make me wonder whether some of the other things in his book may also not be true.

[My wife points out that maybe he has another daughter.]

Jul
5th
Sun
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Mail Order Chocolates

Instant gratification worth waiting for.

Jun
30th
Tue
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Right-handedness is lateral hemisemidemineglect.

Jun
27th
Sat
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God isn’t dead.  In fact, that wasn’t even God.

Jun
13th
Sat
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If the days don’t feel like weeks, you’re doing it wrong.

May
22nd
Fri
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All links lead to Ted Nelson.

Apr
13th
Mon
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How many words can you make out of the letters in “obsessive compulsive”?

Mar
27th
Fri
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Guilt springs eternal from the mother’s heart.

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Emotions are feelings from the neck up.